Marathon Viewing The Latest Christmas Films: The Hits, The Misses, and The Guilty Pleasures.
It is the season to slob out on the sofa and consume a tin of holiday pastries in front of a great film, a awful feature, or one that’s terrible yet terrific.
This year, a batch of latest holiday movies strives to join part of our holiday traditions—maybe even earning a place alongside beloved favorites like Home Alone, Elf, Love Actually, and Die Hard (don’t start).
Therefore, in a noble effort to sort the crackers from the turkeys, and to find the holiday mood, I watched as many recent festive movies as possible in a single day.
7.17am - A Very Jonas Christmas Movie
Kicking off, ideally, on a positive note. This release is the only 2025 title on a popular review site's list of the top 100 festive features of all time.
The popular band end up stranded in the UK after finishing their global concert series and must make it back for Christmas. Their attempts are hampered by an evil Santa, who sings to declare they won’t get home until they “rekindle their sibling bond.”
The repartee between the squabbling siblings is entertaining even for the casual viewer, while devotees will undoubtedly catch lots of easter eggs as they attempt to get back using every mode of travel possible.
It’s a travelogue of mishaps.
It’s not an all-time classic, but is superb for devotees and a good start to the day.
Festive score: 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄 for Jonas Brothers fans or 🎄🎄🎄 for their family members who must sit through it.
Late Morning: Tinsel Town
A-list actor Kiefer Sutherland has been cast as a movie actor tricked into a traditional British stage show.
“A panto-what??” asks Sutherland’s “hard-to-work-with” and ageing lead Brad Mack, who has fallen on hard times and whose manager has misled him into thinking he’s appearing in renowned British drama.
His pantomime cast-mates inform him he’s playing Buttons. “Oh no I’m not,” he retorts. You can guess their retort. Unless you’re ignorant of traditional British theatre traditions.
There are some great jokes, some cockle-warming side stories, and the rest of the cast is excellent, too.
It’s the type of film that would be a bit cheesy at another season, but is a lot of fun at Christmas.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄🎄🎄
10.19am - Christmas Karma
Danny Dyer appears at the outset of this film, too, calling someone a mug for the second consecutive movie. Might this become a fresh holiday staple?
This time, he’s a singing black cab driver who collects Mr Sood, the latest spin on Mr Scrooge from Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol.
Mr Sood is played by an actor from Kunal Nayyar and Christmas Karma is directed by the filmmaker behind Gurinder Chadha. The familiar story unfolds as the stingy Mr Sood is haunted by the spirits of Christmas past, present and future, played by Hugh Bonneville, Billy Porter, and Boy George.
This cultural adaptation is at least different from all the others, but unfortunately he’s not very compelling and Nayyar’s portrayal is lifeless—a major flaw when he’s so the main character.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄
Lunchtime: Stuffed
There's just enough time for a major broadcaster's holiday special—which stars Guz Khan as a charmingly cantankerous character who “isn't big on Christmas.”
But after he receives an sizable holiday payout at work, his wife (starring Morgana Robinson) convinces him blowing the money on a vacation to Lapland.
There’s just one issue—he discovers there was an mistake with his bonus, which should have been £800, and he has to determine how to return the excess.
Pleasant yet unmemorable.
Festive score: 🎄🎄
Early Afternoon: Champagne Problems
This is one of those holiday movies where the tree, fairy lights and snow are in the backdrop—Christmas is the scene of the film rather than its core purpose—but it feels warm and holiday-like all the same.
High-powered businesswoman Sydney (starring Minka Kelly) is dispatched to a vineyard to secure an acquisition for a sparkling wine company. En route, she runs into a guy in a bookshop who vows to show her the holidays in the City of Light.
A critic recently claimed this is the top new Christmas film of the recent era. That’s a bit of a overstatement, but it is a festive dalliance with a touch of class and gives the required cozy feelings.
The scene with a detailed conversation about Die Hard is very good too.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄🎄
Mid-Afternoon: Finding Father Christmas
Teenage Chris, played by Lenny Rush, continues to believe in Father Christmas, despite the attempts of his dad (starring James Buckley) to tell him otherwise.
The truth is out there, and Chris sets out to find it with the guidance of a team of well-known figures.
It’s understated but endearing, and perfect viewing while expecting Santa to visit.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄🎄
Late Afternoon: Oh. What. Fun.
Michelle Pfeiffer is the head of a quarrelling American family who reunite for the holidays—including fellow acclaimed actress Felicity Jones, Chloe Grace Moretz, Jason Schwartzman, and dad Denis Leary.
Pfeiffer starts by mentioning Christmas classics like National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, It’s A Wonderful Life and Home Alone, before declaring: “They need to make a movie about the real champions of the holidays—moms.”
So that’s the concept, but in practice it’s really a mash-up of those inspirations, at least until Pfeiffer’s character eventually finds her strength.
Festive score: 🎄🎄
Evening: A Scottish Christmas Secret
The day’s taken a dip, but thankfully here’s a new addition in the packed genre of cliched, saccharine, over-the-top—and strangely compelling—holiday fare.
It’s a tale as familiar as can be: An American woman travels to a distant snowy land and ends up finding romance.
In this case, Caprice Bourret plays a publisher